
Babe, you’re freaking out over nothing. What could go wrong?

Brokeback Titanic, indeed.
LOL IS THIS REAL
DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN CAN THIS PLEASE BE REAL
SOMEONE TELL ME THE ISSUE SO I CAN LET CAPSLOCK TAKE A BREAK
(( Superman/Batman Annual#1, I think.
*laughing so hard* ))
i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was.
we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised

Requested by Anon
If I don’t remember who I am, who’s to say I’m not a princess or a duchess or whatever she is, right?

i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole
